"The one chosen by my creator. I have been waiting for you. You will play a role in a great destiny. According to your social customs, I should provide you with my personal designation. Fi is the name I was given. I was created for a single purpose, long before the recorded memory of your people. I must aid you in fulfilling the great destiny that is your burden to carry."
Making fun of your internet friends like
packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip
unpacks 3 months after coming home
when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud
friend: my laptop wont turn on, do you know how to fix it?
me: yeah give me a second
I WASNT GOING TO REBLOG THIS BUT THE LAST ONE
not sure how I feel about this.
this is the most contradictory piece of exercise equipment i’ve ever seen
It gives you motivation. It only has two wheels, if you stop running, you fall over.
ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender