"The one chosen by my creator. I have been waiting for you. You will play a role in a great destiny. According to your social customs, I should provide you with my personal designation. Fi is the name I was given. I was created for a single purpose, long before the recorded memory of your people. I must aid you in fulfilling the great destiny that is your burden to carry."
at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce
are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch
A strong independent dog who don’t need no manI’ll walk my damn self
I have to reboot this today!
((I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR!))
Wow, the new Monsters Inc movie looks brutal.
i laughed for 10 years at the caption
trying to start homework but you kinda just
I heard you liked kittens on dashboards so I reblogged a kitten on a dashboard so you can enjoy a kitten on a dashboard on your dashboard.
I actually … forgot there was a different kind of dashboard than the online kind.
I can show you the world.
I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT
every time i see an ad for this game all i can think of is frickin this
attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs
cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”
this frickin tag omg